I'm a zombie in the moonlight
I'm sleepin' when it's daylight
I really should be alright
But I'm feelin' kinda uptight
I'm messin' with a neigbour
Who killed my amp and fender
He looked so sweet and tender
It's hard to tell his gender
Got coffee on the paper
My dog's an alligator
I want you now and later
 I've got a [bad word]  got a [bad word] on you, on you, ah-ha
Got a [bad word]  got a [bad word] on you, hey baby
I'm rentin' the wrong movie
I'm laughin' at the wrong guy
I'm drivin' on the wrong side
My brain is gettin' [bad word] eyed
The flag is never chequered
Can't find my F-beat records
God, give a little lovin'
The money's in the oven
Got dead flies in my scotch with ice
My talents always vapourise
I want your bird of paradise
 I've got a [bad word]  got a [bad word] on you, ha-ha
Got a [bad word]  got a [bad word] on you, on you, yeah yeah [bad word] , [bad word] 
We got a good thing goin' on [bad word] , [bad word]  [bad word] , [bad word] 
Such a good thing goin' on [bad word] , [bad word] 
I'm freezin' in the summer
I'm sweatin' in the winter
No middle in the centre
No colours in the printer
No treatment in the pharmacy
No lessons learned from history
No future in the factory
No meaning in the poetry
No changin' in the weather
No Elvis in the leather
I want you now or never
 I've got a [bad word]  got a [bad word] on you, on you, ah-ha
Got a [bad word]  got a [bad word] on you, on you