I'll eat my words, 
I swear I will, 
If I am wrong, 
I'll pay the bill. 

No cards for me, 
I'll look what's dealt, 
There's one here up my sleeve. 

Well, if I'm wrong, 
I'll never win, 
But I've been round, 
One time for sin. 

Will I miss you? 
I bet I will, 
I might even lose some sleep. 

I'll eat my words, 
I swear I will, 
If I am wrong, 
I'll pay the bill. 

No cards for me, 
I'll look what's dealt, 
One here up my sleeve. 

I'll eat my words, 
If I am wrong, 
You can count, 
When I sing my song. 

You don't hate me, 
You hate my tongue, 
You won't even read my will, 
Won't even read my will, 
Won't even read my will. 

Eat my words, 
Eat my words, 
Eat my words, 
Eat my words.