Why do you want me to be what I could never be? 
Why do you want me to act like I was another man? 
You always say I'm crazy, then why do you stay with me? 
Oh, tell me why... 

Mister Unhappy 
Mister Always Angry 
Mister Always Sad 
Mister Dissatisfied 
Tell me what to do 
So I could be with you 
Tell me how to be 
So you could love me... 

I tried to behave for you 
Just so you would not argue 
I changed my personality 
So you treat me with decency 
My feisty temper doesn't agree 
With your perfect Idea of me 
You even made a proposition 
That I should be on medication 
Remind me what you love about me, Mister 

Mister Unhappy 
Mister Always [bad word] 
Mister always cool 
Mister often [bad word] 
You're the one saying "need some serious, serious fixing 
But who the [bad word] are you to tell me what to do? 

Now it's over and I feel like a newborn child 
I see hope and beauty in the little patches of grass 
You almost made me be like one of your sad fantasies 
You almost made me feel like I wasn't with you... 
No more wasting my life with you, Mister 

Mister Superficial 
Mister "I am so special" 
Mister "Something's wrong" 
Let me sing you a song! 
Mister Unhappy and Angry 
Mister Sad and Dissatisfied 
Mister controlling and mind [bad word]  [bad word] [bad word] 
Mister cool, mister often [bad word] 
You're so unhappy and lonely 
Always saying "something is wrong with me" 
Well, something is wrong with you, man 
Because ever since it's over between you and I 
I feel so... amazing! 
Mister Unhappy... 
Why didn't you let me be?