At the first sign of the morning light Old Glory's in the sky
 'Cross the pond it's afternoon and the Union Jack flies high
 We're on our first up of coffee. We're on our third cup of tea
 We can't pretend to live on different planets, you and me 

In this collision of worlds
 Watch the new day dawn on a distant shore
 In this collision of worlds
 Oh, you can't sit this out no more 

Abbey Road, Route 66,
 CIA to the MI-6
 Right lane, left lane, metric, imperial
 Pounds, dollars. Howdy! Cherrio!
 That V8 growl, to a V12 scream
 Hail toe Chief, God save the Queen
 Cops, bobbies, Tabasco, wasabi
 Pistachio ice cream! 

In this collision of worlds
 Well, it's too late, you can't stop it now
 In this collision of worlds
 Yeah find you a place and just watch it now Watch it now 

Yeah, you're a good ole boy. Well, you're a decent bloke
I say it's irony. I say it's a joke
 When I look around now I can see
 We ain't so different you and me 

Meet and potatoes, bangers and mash,
 Dollars, pounds, dosh, cash,
 Autobahn to the Rising Sun
 The I-10 to the M1
 Congress, Parliament, President, The Queen
 Petrol, you say gasoline
 Now grab your bird and get your girl
 Now it's a small 

Collision of worlds
 Watch the day dawn on a distant shore
 In this collision of worlds
 No you can't sit this out no more
 It's a collision of worlds
 It's too late, you can't stop it now
 Collision of worlds
 Find you a place, and watch it now
 Watch it now 
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