[bad word] miwband]

hey hey little girls and boys
 whats on your list for this year?
 teddy bears and lots of gifts
 well too [bad word] bad you greedy little [bad word]  
 Your getting razorblades 
 stalking of hand grenades
 and in your sleep tonight 
 i'm [bad word] on your face

 Your not getting anything for christmas you [bad word] [bad word]  the milk was sour and the cookies sucked
 so thanks for nothing, you [bad word] [bad word]  your not getting anything for christmas you [bad word] [bad word]  santa's [bad word] and he's takin names, and your first in line

 (later we'll have some [bad word] pie, and we'll do some caroling)

 put that cookie down [bad word] 

 santa's [bad word] and [bad word] to town
 he's takin names and he's throwin down.

 5 - severed heads in a box
 4 - [bad word] on his [bad word]  3 - beds of nails
 2 - bullets
 1 - gun

 Broken candycanes
 stalking of coal and bad grades
 you better watch out

 (bend ya ova, ima lube ya up, gonna stick that tree right up yo' [bad word] 

 Your not getting anything for christmas you [bad word] [bad word]  the milk was sour and the cookies sucked
 so thanks for nothing, you [bad word] [bad word]  your not getting anything for christmas you [bad word] [bad word]  santa's [bad word] and he's takin names, and your first in line