Justin Bieber Confident Parody (исполнитель: Alex Farnham feat Bart Baker)
Don’t you deport me Don’t you deport me Oh no no, oh no no Oh no no, oh no no You can’t deport me I am invincible [bad word] this, I’m Justin Ain’t heading north just like that I ain’t done nothing to deserve that, uh uh Your [bad word] don’t apply to me Ah ah ah ah ahhh This cough [bad word] s making me dizzy now That’s right I’m above the law Like Steve Seagal but hotter My crime spree started slow Got faster One egging next door Want some more? Raided by the feds they found all my meds [bad word] Then I got caught dragging High on weed and drinking But I had my dad with me [bad word] helped me block the streets It’s teenage mentality Just doing what teenage boys do Dad forgot to mention Swag He’s 38 Beliebers, beliebe me I’m innocent Ha, I just lied to you and I’m fine with it ‘Cause I don’t understand a consequence Hello. dozen eggs and some sizzurp. Uh, hello, we just cut line. I don’t wait in line. The names Justin. Yeah, I know who you are. Uuuuuu, are these Takis, I love Takis, nah, just kidding. What are Takis? Takis, how you say it? Nah, I’m just kidding, I love Takis. Just kidding, what the heck is that? They’re small Taquitos! Well, I would love to talk with you on the phone about you not deport me back to Canada. That’s the lamest attempt I’ve ever heard. Prostitute! But that mouschache though, hooff! It will be her first time ooh yea, yea On JB’s gross stache ride, feels so [bad word] good ooh yea, yea Like a porcupine You’re a [bad word] kid Ooh no, no I’m just a codeine addict God I’m faded ooh yea, yea Like that time in the plane cabin Attention, attention! Please stop smoking weed you two I cannot fly this jet need oxygen [bad word] you, my dad said it’s cool I will keep on dancing until we’re romancing Nasty boy, I am pricey 1k to suck my boobies Is there room for family? I wanna take our picture too. Oh, by the way, Justin. What, [bad word] This was a sting Freeze! You’re under arrest for the solicitation of prostitution! Oh son of a [bad word] Oh [bad word] [Quack quack quack quack quaaaack]. Oh no no, oh no no Oh no no, oh no no this is [bad word] Let me go you [bad word] I didn’t do it I need to try to look like I’m innocent Stop making that stupid face inside my courtroom. Since it’s your first real crime. Ooh yea, yea I think I’ll let you slide Hold the [bad word] phone Oh no, no There’s public outcry [PETITION DEPORTATION JUSTIN BIEBER] Go home Justin! [bad word] no, no We’re tired of your antics! I might be busted. Ooh yea, yea. But I can still wreak havoc. Enough! Deporting this disease just won’t cut it Justin needs to get his scrawny [bad word] kicked Oh no no, oh no no you can’t do this Oh yes yes, oh yes yes, I just did [bad word]