Just last week I was feeling lucky so I bought 
Lotto tickets 45 mil. was the pot 
And I won it, didn’t believe it 
Then I spent it, on nerd [bad word] 

So I bought Cerebro and a golden wrapped lasso 
And a Stark Tower condo, got my bones Adamantium bondo 
And it went fast, didn’t take long 
Called Jim Lee, got him on the phone 
Called Jim Lee, got him on the phone 
Called Jim Lee to paint my living room baby 

I’d no idea zoning codes and permits were so hard 
To build a Millenium Falcon out in your back yard 
Then fly it, to Hawaii 
Where I bought my vacation home 
If I got credits, they gonna get spent 

So I bought a Tardis and a Robocop guards it 
And [bad word] quartz visor, classes from Gandalf made me wiser 
And it spent fast, didn’t take long 
Called Joss Whedon, got him on the phone 
Called Joss Whedon, got him on the phone 
Called Joss, hey write my biopic baby 

Bags and boards? [bad word] that I’ll buy a store 
 [bad word] ‘round in Ecto-1, make MMOs for fun 
My friends they had a laugh, said long this couldn’t last 
 [bad word] words they had spoke, cuz soon I was broke 

I took the Falcon apart so that I could begin 
to pay for my adamantium skeleton poisoning 
I pawned my visor, condo 
Tardis and golden lasso 

Some did say I was doomed from the start 
Nerds and money will part 
We’ve got spending hearts