Verse One: Grand Puba 

I hit a beat and swing a note as if my name was [bad word] 
Quick to toast an MC just like an english muffin 
Don't worry about a thing cause the Puba's never bluffin 
I gets headaches from the wack, so then I take a Bufferin and I max 
I wait until the opportune time and then I tax 
But should I max? 
Now they say sinning is for sinners so I guess I'm not a sinner 
Beginnings is for beginners so I guess I'm no beginner 
This is how I spark it, with money in my pocket 
When [bad word] to having pressure I gets hard as a rocket 
MC Grand [bad word] through all the residue 
The songs remain classics, dating back to the Babalu 
My boys I call em hot, the phones all of them jock 
And I can think of many episodes I swung in Lincoln Park 
No I'm not a phony and I got a tenderoni 
Love the way she is -- not too fat, not too bony 
Don't drink Sanka, won't sink like a tanker 
Knock the boots of a skirt in Casablanca and I thank her 
Some rappers stink, like Englebert Humperdink 
Better yet [bad word] Caveat, I got a bad habit 
Similar to the girl, on She's Gotta Have It 
I think with the brain and whip behind the zipper 
I'm living kinda good similar to Jack Tripper 
landlord named Roper did a show at the Copa 
When I finish with this, I'll be paid like Oprah 
So if honey wants to act fly 
I'll just play like god and I'm [bangin bye bye] 
Stick out your thumb and hips 
Cause you've been cut off like a lightswitch 
See I'm programmed to slam with the summer, spring, and fall 
Before I do a show I get some kicks out the mall 
Then I get my gear and I give Trev a call 
Cause he works in the barbershop, right behind the mall 
Other rappers tried to rob me but you know they got did 
To put it blunt, honey I smoked the kids 
So hookers back off break North [bad word] the regulator 
Cause you doesn't find none greater 

Verse Two: Derek X (now Sadat X) 

On file is a style that's why you caught a clip 
My suitcases is packed and I'm going on a trip to Mic-a-delphia 
I go for self and still be slamming 
The school bell is ringing and I caught somebody cramming 
for the test, oh yes, my study guide was thick 
I cut you with my verbal didn't hurt you jus 
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off your face don't play possum 
watch me and I'll blossom like a rose 
And get some new clothes and a fresh fade from Rob 
Jump on the phone and dial the [bad word] Mob  [bad word] one [bad word] all, we about to get hectic 
If my crew don't get in, then the x makes an exit 
to the rear, I'm outta here, don't front on my brothers 
I take care of them before I take care of others 
Now wood bats is doomed in the ninties it's aluminum 
Step to the stage with a mic and I'm doing him something awful 
I'm a citizen and I'm lawful 
I go to hunt another fall, rip the policemen's ball 
I got the power to make a car stall 
I guess I'm great, from blackness, and when the crowd slackens 
I stop drinking, and then I start thinking 
About days in the past when Derek X was last 
but now I'm on the top [bad word] news travels fast 
cuz I'm like that! They can't see this 
Read my book, it contains many pieces of verses 
I took the time to delete all the curses 
So moms reach deep in your purses 
And buy me take me home and try me and do me well 

Verse Three: Lord Jamar 
 
Well, while I reign rhymes pour 
You suck it up like a straw and jump on the dancefloor 
Cause every time I step in a jam 
I make like a door and slam 
But then girls try to turn my [bad word] cause I'm a hearthrob 
I guess it's just a hazard [bad word] with the job 
Cause everytime I rock a rhyme that shows Jamar is intellectual 
Girls want to get ual 
Well I guess I have to cope with being so dope 
You want to be me, but can't