Step right up
about ta light up the sky line
So bright am gonna
 [bad word] ya whole night up
Light up ya glow sticks
And go stick the stick
In ya [bad word] 
This is the ghost of christmas past
This is the host ya surpose
To kiss his [bad word] 
This is grose but listen close
If you don't you can go
And stick ya whole frickin nose
Againsgt [bad word] 
And let one go
And blows ya wiskers bk
And get a great big whole wiff
And if ya last with out passin out
You'd be on the next episode
Of fear factor yeah am back ta
Back to what? I don't know
Smack a little childs actors butt
Mick jackson what?
What the [bad word] you want?
I've got a punt and some jesue juice
Who needs an excuse theses days
The way they rally around pedophiles
Ya lucky I don't pee in ya face
I can do anything and apoligise for it later
And along as it anit a rasict tape
From 88 then am straight up
That can not be forgave
If a drank pee for 18 years straight
And eat [bad word] everyday with? porksmen? plate
That was shape like a toliet with a fork n steak knife
For the rest of my life I had to watch my Ex-wife
Get [bad word] by vanilla ice twice a day
Cus I said I GDA when I was a teenager
Bllaaa blaaa straight up oragie 5 shortys
Let me get your number baby
Maybe I can hump your leg are somthing
But it's time for me to go
So I stoped and jumped in the vechile