It's always the same
Always the same story
"Tell me what, when I [bad word] in"
To a hopeless troglodyte
But one more time
My answer stands
I swear I mean "no opens"
But you better learn to read
It's all 'bout membership

Hey, for you to note
Ugly girls and boys
I put you on my list
And make you clap to this
But, man, I just don't that trip
My only [bad word] 
And soon you're saying different

 [bad word] x2]
V N O
Four capital letters
Printed in gold
'Cause details make the girls sweat
Even more while they're shaking their belt
No need to ask my name
To figure out how cool I am

[Refrain]
Can anyone read, anyone feel
That I'm losing my patience
I just came here to bounce
Ladies are all waxed
They all now [bad word] 
I'm losing my patience
I just came here to bounce

 [bad word] x2]
V N O
Four capital letters
Printed in gold
'Cause details make the girls sweat
Even more while they're shaking their belt
No need to ask my name
To figure out how cool I am

[Refrain]
Can anyone read, anyone feel
That I'm losing my patience
I just came here to bounce
Ladies are all waxed
They all now [bad word] 
I'm losing my patience
I just came here to bounce

 [bad word] 
V N O
Four capital letters
Printed in gold
'Cause details make the girls sweat
Even more while they're shaking their belt
No need to ask my name
To figure out how cool I am