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 [Fluttershy] 
        Now, Rainbow, my dear, I cannot express my delight 
        It's abundantly clear 
        That somewhere out here 
        Is the pet that will suit you just right 

        [Rainbow Dash] 
        I can't wait to get started, but first let me set a [bad word] 
        It's of utmost importance 
        The pet that I get 
        Is something that's awesome and cool 

    Fluttershy: Awesome, cool, got it.

        I have so many wonderful choices, just wait, you will see 

        [Rainbow Dash] 
        I need something real fast like a bullet to keep up with me 

        [Fluttershy] 
        Sure! How 'bout a bunny? 
        They're cutesy and wootsie and quick as can be 

        [Rainbow Dash] 
        Cutesy? Wootsie? Have you even met me? 

        [Fluttershy] 
        Rainbow, have faith 
        You see, I will bet you 
        Somewhere in here is the pet that will get you 

    Fluttershy: C'mon, the sky's the limit! 
    Rainbow Dash: Sky is good. I'd like it to fly. 
    Fluttershy: Really? Because I think this widdle puddy tat has your name written all over it. Yes, he does. Aww, look, he likes you! 
    Rainbow Dash: Pass. 

        [Fluttershy] 
        I have so many wonderful choices for you to decide 
        There are otters and seals 
        With massive appeal 

        [Rainbow Dash] 
        Otters and seals do not fly. 

    Fluttershy: Maybe not, but I've seen this particular seal catch ten feet of air when he breaches the water! 
    Rainbow Dash: That's it. I'm outta here. 

        [Fluttershy] 
        Wait! There must be a pet here 
        That will fit the ticket 
        How 'bout a ladybug, or a cute cricket? 

    Rainbow Dash: Bigger. And cooler. 
    Fluttershy: Bigger. Cooler. Right.

        I've got just the thing in that tree, Dash 
        Meet your new fabulous pet, Squirrely 

    Rainbow Dash: It's just a squirrel. 
    Fluttershy: Not just any squirrel. flying squirrel! 
    Rainbow Dash: ...Yeah. So, like I was saying:

        Fluttershy, pal, this won't cut it 
        I need a pet to keep up with me 
        Something awesome, something flying 
        With coolness that defies gravity! 

    Fluttershy: I'm sensing you want an animal that can fly. 
    Rainbow Dash: Ya think? 

        [Fluttershy] 
        I have plenty of wonderful creatures who soar in the sky 
        Like a sweet hummingbird or a giant monarch butterfly 

    Rainbow Dash: Better, but cooler. 

        [Fluttershy] 
        I see. How 'bout an owl, or a wasp, or a toucan? 
        There's so many wonderful creatures the likes of that. 
        There are falcons and eagles 
        They are both quite regal 
        Or perhaps what you need is a dark and mysterious bat 

    Rainbow Dash: Now you're talking. But instead of just one standout, now that's too many.

        So many choices, and such riches aplenty 

    Fluttershy: Not a bad problem to have, if you ask me. 

        [Rainbow Dash] 
        The bat would be awesome, but the wasp I'm digging too 
        D'you have something in a yellow striped bat? 

        [Fluttershy] 
        No. 
        I've got a hot pink flamingo, just dying to meet you 

        [Rainbow Dash] 
        What to do, what to do. *gasp* 
        prize! That's it! There's really just one way 
        To find out which animal's best 
        Hold a contest of speed, agility, and guts 
        That will put each pet to the test 

        [Fluttershy] 
        Don't forget style, that should be considered 

        [Rainbow Dash]