Woke up this morning, got out of bed
Couldn't move at all
I heard a warning ringing in my head
You'd better stop or you are gonna fall

I love to dance but I can't move now
Splits are giving me the fits

My legs are heavy They must weigh a ton
How did this happen so quick?
I'm one stiff Stephie and it's no fun
'Cause I [bad word] or jump or dance or kick

I'll practice longer I'm never gonna stop
Then I might have a chance
I'm feeling stronger, I'll make it to the top
Here [bad word]  I'm really gonna dance

I love to dance and I can move now
And even turn and do the split