I [bad word] back when the elephants roost in the trees
I [bad word] back when the birds make love to the bees
I [bad word] back when the sun refuses to shine
And President Coolidge is a cousin of mine

I [bad word] back when the fish walk around on two feet
And promenade up and down on Washington Street
When the snow has turned from white to blue
Then maybe I [bad word] back to you

Whistler's mother is a sister of mine

When the snow has turned from white to blue
Then maybe I [bad word] back to you
Yes, maybe [bad word] back
Could be I'll be back
Maybe [bad word] back to you