Somebody once told me 
 The world is gonna roll me
 I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
 She was lookin kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb
 In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

 Well the years [bad word] and they don't [bad word] 
 Fed to [bad word] and I hit the [bad word] 
 Didn't make sense not to live for fun
 Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.
 So much to do so much to see
 So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
 You'll never know if you don't go
 You'll never shine if you don't glow

 [bad word] ]
 Hey now you're an All Star, get your game on, go play
 Hey now you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid
 And all that glitters is gold
 Only shooting stars break the mold

 It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
 You're bundled up now but wait 'til you get older
 But the meteor men beg to differ
 Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
 The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
 The waters getting warm so you might as well swim
 My world's on fire how about yours?
 That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored

 [bad word] 

 Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas
 I need to get myself away from this place
 I said yep what a concept
 I could use a little fuel myself
 And we could all use a little change

 Well the years [bad word] and they don't [bad word] 
 Fed to [bad word] and I hit the [bad word] 
 Didn't make sense not to live for fun
 Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
 So much to do so much to see
 So what's wrong with taking the back streets
 You'll never know if you don't go
 You'll never shine if you don't glow

 [bad word]