It's another one of them smoking songs, ya know what I'm saying?
 Where my pot heads at?
 Right here aha, yeah, yeah, CT, check it

 We rollin trees and smokin la la la la la
 Another weed song from me, 
 Burning more trees than Cheech, Chong, 
 Red, and Meth all rolled together in the same L.
 We smoke blunts all day you can't tell? [bad word]  
 I'm stompin in with my boots on, 
 Rollin to the diner with my half off coupon.
 [bad word]  I been burnin since I was newborn, 
 So high flying through space with Jimmy Neutron.
 That's how I do mon, rock the rhythm, 
 You would think I had a mother [bad word] pot prescription, 
 Like the doctor's flippin.
 My grass stay fresh cut, 
 Sticky icky wet stuff, 
 Put it in the next dutch.
 But last time I had a checkup, 
 The doc said my brain was not fully developed.
 [bad word]  but it just don't matter, 
 I'ma have to roll the next blunt fatter, hah! 

 [bad word] 
 La la la la la
 Just break it up and smoke that la la la la la
 Now twist it up and smoke that la la la la la
 Now light it up and smoke that la la la la la
 And then you keep on burnin'
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 The way this weed hit your chest should invest in Kevlar, 
 Chillin' on Saturn, [bad word] #39; in the XR.
 Everyday I got the best bars, 
 And the best weed same color as Reptar.
 Yes, we stay lightin up the purple, 
 In my own entourage smoking like Turtle.
 [bad word] all [bad word]  they all straight lies, 
 Actin like I'm gonna kill a mother [bad word] cause I'm high.
 The most I'm likely to do is open the fridge, 
 Chill on the couch, and never end up leaving my crib, [bad word] 
 But that's just how I do, 
 Stay high, seeing from my bird's eye view.
 I walk into a room and everybody starts sniffin', 
 Like, "Oh my God, I can guarantee that's Christian, 
 It's nine in the morning, yo what the [bad word] #39;s with him?"
 And I'm like, "Chill! I've got a weed addiction like."

 [bad word] 
 La la la la la
 Just break it up and smoke that la la la la la
 Now twist it up and smoke that la la la la la
 Now light it up and smoke that la la la la la
 And then you keep on burnin'.

 We lightin' ganja ganja, every day we burn dutchies, 
 And then we stay around more trees than Fern Gully.
 I earn money, spend on weed, and burn money, 
 Got the dice in my hand, can't take my turn from me.
 I rip like a beast when I hit the beats, 
 But it's just weed when they say I'm equipped with heat, please.
 [bad word] #39;s leaving you in disbelief, 
 I'm that monster at your door, [bad word]  trick-or-treat.
 The way I freestyle, [bad word]  it really baffles me, 
 Cause I'm a pot head, call me Johnny Appleseed.
 I got a dub and a dutch, let's roll and spark, 
 Til we start to see [bad word] like Joan of Arc.
 I know I'm smart, I know I'm nice, 
 That's why y'all can't see me like a poltergeist.
 Smokin la la la, give that bowl a light, 
 Grab the bong even tighter than I hold the mic, like, 

 [bad word] 
 La la la la la
 Just break it up and smoke that la la la la la
 Now twist it up and smoke that la la la la la
 Now light it up and smoke that la la la la la
 And then you keep on burnin'

 Stay burnin'