This is your singing telegram 
 I hope it finds you well 
 You're invited to a party 
 'cause we think you're really swell 
 Gummy's turning one year old 
 So help us celebrate 
 The cake will be delicious 
 The festivities first-rate 
 There will be games and dancing 
 Bob for apples, cut [bad word] 
 And when the party's over 
 We'll gather 'round for a group hug 
 No need to bring a gift 
 Being there will be enough 
 Birthdays mean having fun with friends 

 Not getting lots of stuff
 It won't be the same without you 
 So we hope that you say yes 
 So, please, oh please R.S.V.P. 
 [bad word]  and be our guest