MH: Tootski?
JB: Oh,no. No,thank you though.
H: Mr.Hanna,what can I bring for you on this glorious afternoon?
MH: Well,Hector here's the game plan. U’re gonna bring us two Absolut martinis,you know how I like 'em,straight up.
MH: And then precisely in seven and one half minutes after that u're gonna bring us two more. And then two more after that every five minutes until one of us passes the [bad word] out.
H: Excellent strategy,sir.
JB: Oh,I'm...I'm good with water for now though. Thank you.
MH: It's his first day on Wall Street,give him time.
MH: Thank you. 
H: Mhm.
JB: Thank you.
JB: Mr. Hanna,u’re able to...to do [bad word] during the day and still function,still do your job?
MH: Well,how the [bad word] else would you do this job? Cocaine and hookers,my friends.
JB: Right.
JB: I gotta say,I'm incredibly excited to be a part of your firm. I mean...the clients you have are absolutely...
MH: [bad word] the clients. Your only responsibility is to put meat on the table. You got a girlfriend?
JB: I'm...I'm married. I have a wife,her name is Teresa. She cuts hair.
MH: Congratulations.
JB: Thank you.
MH: Think about Teresa. Name of the game,move the money from your clients pocket into your pocket.
JB: Right. But if you can make the clients money at the same time,it's advantageous to everyone, correct?
MH: No. Number [bad word] of Wall Street. Nobody,I don't care if u’re Warren Buffet or if u’re Jimmy Buffet,nobody knows if a stock is gonna go up,down,sideways or in [bad word] circles,least of all stock brokers,right?
JB: Mhm.
MH: It's all a fugazi. Do you know what fugazi is?
JB: Fugazi,it's a fake...
MH: Yeah,fugazi,fogazi. It's a wazi,it's a woozi. It's...fairy dust. It doesn't exist,it's never landed,it is no matter,it's not on the elemental charge. It's not [bad word] real.
JB: Right.
MH: Alright?
JB: Right.
MH: Stay with me.
JB: Mhm.
MH: We don't create [bad word] we don't build anything.
JB: No.
MH: So if you got a client who brought stock at eight,and it now sits at sixteen,and he's all [bad word] happy,he wants to cash it and liquidate and take his [bad word] money [bad word] home. You don't let him do that.
JB: Okay.
MH: Cause that would make it real.
JB: Right.
MH: No,what do you do? You get another brilliant idea,a special idea. Another situation,another stock to reinvest his earnings and then some. And he will,every single time.
JB: Mhm.
MH: Cause they're [bad word] addicted. And then you just keep doing this,again,and again,and again. Meanwhile,he thinks he's getting [bad word] rich,which he is,on paper. But you and me,the brokers?
JB: Right.
MH: We're taking home cold hard cash [bad word] [bad word] 
JB: Right! That's incredible,sir. I'm...I can't tell you how excited I am.
MH: You should be.
MH: There's two keys to success in the broker business. First of all,you gotta stay relaxed.
JB: Yeah.
MH: You jerk off?
JB: Do I...do I jerk off? Yeah. Yeah,I jerk off,yeah.
MH: How many times a week?
JB: Like,uh...three...three,three,four...three or four times,maybe five.
MH: You gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. I,myself,I jerk off at least twice a day.
JB: Wow.
MH: Once in the morning,right after I work out,and then once right after lunch.
JB: Really?
MH: Mhm. Why? I want to. That's not why I do it. I do it because I [bad word] need to.
JB: Mhm.
MH: Think about it,u’re dealing with numbers all day long. Decimal points,high frequencies,bang,bang,bang. Eh-eh-eh-eh. [bad word] digits kick,kick,kick,all very acidic above the shoulders mustard [bad word] 
JB: Mhm.
MH: Right?
JB: Mhm.
MH: The con can wig some people out.
JB: Mhm.
MH: Right? So you gotta feed the geese to keep the blood flowing. And keep the rhythm below the belt.
JB: Done.
MH: This is not a tip,this is a prescription. [bad word] me. If you don't,you will fall out of