[Lil Wayne]
intro:

wassup
its me yupp um
ive had plenty of episodes with various women but there jus this one i must tell u about

I met I her in victorias
She was hotter then a crown victoria.
On my block on a friday at 6 o clock yup
I was on that young jock she made me lean and rock
I try to tell her my name but laugh more and so
Yea because she look like tell me something I dont know
So I told her my number and i got hers also
And of course she know if I had a girl I wouldnt bE in the store
So we hooked up that morning like around 4
And at that time I knew what she was down for
Yupp soon as the door open - walk open out
She was such a soldier purple heart poking out
Her fatigues and shes never fatigue
And wit her whatever I say she beleives
And my girl know I got a magic show up my sleeeve
But with her I can disappear when i need

And she say,
She dont even care about my girlfriend
She say she juss wana do the thing with me
And who am I to tell that girl no when this world is so cold why should I be? [bad word] 
And she dont even wanna b my girlfirend
She say she juss wanna do her thing with me
And she gonna do her thing with me - with me

[Juelz Santanta]
Uh I met this bad btich last month
Bonified freak we been kickin it for the past month
Or should I say I been hittin it for the past month
David Blaine - magic sticking it for the last month
She got that coke bottle ill shape
Thicker than a Mcdonald's milkshake
We dont go on dates, we have feel dates
She lemme play on the field like a bill's game
And she dont even like football,she juss sits home -
But she love it when [bad word] it in her end zone.
She love the roll play - and put them wigs on.
Yeah, she be gettin her Lil Kim on.
With me - she can be as freaky as she is
But with him - she gotta be as sneaky as she is
And with her- I can be as kinky as im gonna be
Upside down - handstands how I wanna be

She say - she dont even care abt her boyfriend
She say she juss wana do the thing with a g
And who is he to tell that girl no when this world is so cold why should he be? [bad word] 
And she dont want him to be her boyfriend
She say she juss wana do her thing with a g
And she gonna do her thing witha g - with a g.

She dont even do this with her byofriend
She say she juss wana do the thing wit him and me
And who are we to tell that girl no when this world is so cold why shud we be ? [bad word] 
She say she would even do my girlfriend
She say she juss wana do her thing be free.
She say she juss wana do her thing be free.