Happy birthday, happy birthday
Happy birthday, happy birthday
Happy birthday, happy birthday.

Happy, happy birthday in a hot bath
To those nice nice nights.
I remember always, always
I got such a fright.

Seeing them in my dark cupboard
With my great big cake.

If they were me
if they were me
And I was you
And I was you
If they were me
If they were me
And I was you
And I was you

If they were me and I was you
Would you have liked a present too?

Happy, happy birthday in a hot bath
To those nice nice nights.
I remember always, always
I got such a fright.

Seeing them in my dark cupboard
With my great big cake.

If they were me
if they were me
And I was you
And I was you
If they were me
If they were me
And I was you
And I was you

If they were me and I was you
Would you have liked a present too?

Happy birthday, happy birthday
Happy birthday, happy birthday
Happy birthday, happy birthday.
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