He's Willy, he's Willy, he's Willy strange and freaky 
He's Willy, he's Willy, he's motherf'ina freaky. 
He-he ha-ha, ho-ho, he-he[x3] 

[Break] 

He's makes all kinds of tasty treats 
Like chocolate covered pickles 
Yummy Gooey [bad word] bars of; 
Smashed up test-i-culls 
Family jewels, family jewels 

[Break] 

He's Willy, he's Willy, he's makes candy out of orphants 
He's Willy, he's Willy, he'll sugar coat your organs 
Oochy-oochy-ya-ya, icky-icky-yucky-yucky[x3] 

[Bridge] 

He sends his sticky car-a-mel 
To all his my-space freh-hends 
Your pearly whites will surely make 
souvenir for the-hem, souvenir for them. 

[Bridge] 

The golden ticket, Lord you heard it 
Now you are de-fence-less 
Before you can say delta force 
Willy kicks you like Chuck Norris 
Norris[x3] 
He-he, ha-ha, ho-ho, he-he[x2] 
Oochy-oochy-ya-ya, icky-icky-yucky-yucky ahhh