The dead they got that morbid beat
It goes deo deo
They dance upon decaying feet
With their black toes, oh no
Heaven, limbo, and [bad word] Purgatory oh well, oh well

Halloween in heaven
It's Christmas in [bad word] Halloween in heaven
Oh well, oh well

The devil stole a yule tree
Decorated with souls
Jesus trick or treating
As him below
Heaven, limbo, and [bad word] Purgatory oh well, oh well

Halloween in heaven
It's Christmas in [bad word] Halloween in heaven
Oh well, oh well

Bonham on [bad word]  Entwistle on bass
As guest morticians
Bon Scott on vox
Rhoads just for kicks
On guitar Hendrix
Lennon sits in
With his friend George
But where is Morrison?

Of course I cried
When I heard they'd died
And took a part of me
Same time gave
From beyond the grave
Became what was meant to be

Elvis ain't dead
So he isn't here
Party never ends
Demon roadies, angel groupies
Suicide losers
If only I'd known how cool death is
I'd have killed myself sooner

Of harps and choirs
Pumpkin pine pyres
Flames of red and green
Orange and black
Years take me back
Christmas or Halloween

Halloween in heaven
It's Christmas in [bad word] Halloween in heaven
Oh well, oh well