I been drinkin all day
 And day before
 When i get sober
 Ain't gonna drink no more

 Well they'll call you sugar
 And they'll call you pie
 They'll take all your money
 Call you country guy

 Gonna move to Kansas City, sure as your born
 Gonna move to Kansas City, sure as your born
 Gonna move babe, sugar where they don't 'low you
 No they don't, no they don't 

Walkin down fifth street, twenty-nine Vale
 Lookin' for that woman that sell cocaine

 Gonna move to Kansas City, sure as your born
 Gonna move to Kansas City, sure as your born
 Gonna move babe, sugar where they don't 'low you
 No they don't, no they don't