I was patrolling a Pachinko
 Nude noodle model parlor in the Nefarious zone
 Hanging out with insects under ducting
 The C.I.was on the phone
 Well, such is life

 Latino caribo, mondo bongo
 The flower looks good in your hair
 Latino caribo, mondo bongo
 Nobody said it was fair, oh

 Latino caribo, mondo bongo
 The flower looks good in your hair
 Latino caribo, mondo bongo
 Nobody said it was fair

 Latino caribo, mondo bongo
 The flower looks good in your hair
 Latino caribo, mondo bongo
 Nobody said it was fair

 For the Zapatistas I'll rob my sisters
 Of all the curtain and lace

 Down at the bauxite mine
 You get your own uniform
 Have lunchtimes off
 Take a monorail to your home

 Checkmate, baby
 God bless us and our home
 Where ever we roam
 Now take us home, flaquito

 Latino caribo, mondo bongo
 The flower looks good in your hair
 Latino caribo, mondo bongo
 Nobody said it was fair
 Latino caribo, mondo bongo
 The flower looks good in your hair
 Latino caribo, mondo bongo
 Nobody said it was fair