I see all these people in the magazines and think
"I can do that"
I see them in the papers, on the TV screen and think:
"I can do that"
"I can do that"

All my friends are getting married and they're moving away and I'm thinkin
"I can do that"
Yeah they go to San Francisco they go to L.A., I'm thinkin
"I can do that"
"I can do that"
"I can do that"

I see all you people thinking, "They're not so great," you're thinkin,
"I can do that"
"I can do that"
"I can do that"
"I can do that"