We like talking dirty, we smoke and we drink
We're KMFDM and all other bands stink
Our music is sampled, totally fake
It's done by machines 'cause they don't make mistakes
We don't have no lyrics, our message is nil
We hate all DJ's, they're making us ill
Whatever we tell you is meant to be [bad word] We hate all music and especially rap
We don't like Michael Jackson, we hate Depeche Mode
We don't care for Madonna or Kylie Minogue
Our records have stickers with a warning from Tipper
'Cause they're no good for kids if we'd get her we'd strip her
KMFDM forward the ultimate sound
And a message from Satan if you turn it around
Hey Satan its En Esh talking down/now, let me know whats going on man,
call-call me anytime man, anytime man, I dont know its your call ??
You might think we're stupid but we're way above it
We don't give a [bad word] and the kids just love it
We wouldn't sell to a major for a couple of bucks
No doubt about it, KMFDM sucks