Five little monsters were riding through space
 Their spaceship broke and they fell into this place
 They gotta get out but they don't know how
 So they're waiting and waiting in a creepy creepy house

 Lalala lalalala we like monster men
 Lalala lalalala we like monster men

 The whole human race is already pretty loony
 But the ones who move in this house are gonna go boony
 Monsters live on tv never in the zoo
 Hang around with us and you'll be a monster too

 Lalala lalalala we like monster men
 Lalala lalalala we like monster men

 Poor old Stereo he ain't sure just what he knows
 Etno is intelligent he's quite a super-head
 Gorgious is a great big guy but he's fat from too much pie
 Bud is cool of course it's [bad word] but he's a tv fool

 Lalala lalalala we like monster men
 Lalala lalalala we like monster men

 Candy is the sweetest one cleans and cooks and acts like mom
 All of them are going nutz their spaceship's on the futz
 The human race gets in their face gotta drive the from this
 place
 Of course they've got Smtv nightmares for the family

 Lalala lalalala we like monster men
 Lalala lalalala we
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 Lalala lalalala we like monster men
 Lalala lalalala we like monster men

 Candy is the sweetest one cleans and cooks and acts like mom
 All of them are going nutz their spaceship's on the futz
 The human race gets in their face gotta drive the from this
 place
 Of course they've got Smtv nightmares for the family

 Lalala lalalala we like monster men
 Lalala lalalala we like monster men

 Gotta get and ride home baby Gotta get and ride now
 Gotta get and ride home baby But they don't know how

 Lalala lalalala we like monster men