are you all ready
are you ready get set
are you ready get set
are you ready?

are you all ready
are you ready get set
are you ready get set let's go

does your hair look right?
is your fly done up?
have you popped your pimples?

have you got your coat?
and some lippy on? 
just keep it simple

are you all cashed up?
i can lend you some ?
well i'd be glad to

have you had a think 
and a warm up drink
now! now! now! now!

are you all ready
are you ready get set
are you ready get set
are you ready?

are you all ready
are you ready get set
are you ready get set let's go

is the cat put out ?
is the iron off?
we don't [bad word] home to a fire

have you trimmed your beard?
are your sandals shined?
do you look a hipster messiah?

have you got your keys?
have you got id?
did you bring [bad word] for gary?

have you had a think
and a warm up drink?
na! na! na! na!

are you all ready
are you ready get set
are you ready get set
are you ready?

are you all ready
are you ready get set
are you ready get set let's go

leave your book
and leave the mirror
cause you're already stunning

the sky above
was never clearer
and the [bad word] 
so cast aside 
your novelty ties
and bury your vendettas

life is short
but tonight your [bad word] is mine!
mine! mine! mine!

are you all ready
are you ready get set
are you ready get set
are you ready?

are you all ready
are you ready get set
are you ready get set let's go

well the end is nigh and 
there's not much [bad word] on so get things rolling

life is pain
but we're okay 
now! now! now! now!
now! no! no! no!

what've i forgotten?..... (the horns!)

are you all ready
are you ready get set
are you ready get set
are you ready?

are you all ready
are you ready get set

are you ready get set let's go