Written, produced and engineered by Jole Hughes.
Vocals by Jole Hughes, Jodie Harling and Anya Novell.

Based on 'Why Is Everybody Always Picking On Me' by The Bloodhound Gang.

LYRICS

Why is everbody always pickin on me? 
Cause [bad word] like a girl and sit down to pee.

Alright but why is everbody always pickin' on me? 
Ain't [bad word] them teeth since 1983.

Ok so why is everbody always pickin' on me? 
Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne.

So tell me why is everbody always pickin' on me? 
Cos your girlfriend's got a nose like Bill Cosby. 

Alright but why is everbody always pickin' on me? 
Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee.

Ok so why is everbody always pickin' on me? 
Cos your only friend at school was the lunch lady.

Yo, so,
My mirror never lies but it always verifies.
I got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie,
Now [bad word] me to a monster but I just don't understand,
Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed like the Elephant Man.

About as popular with the girls with Englebert Humperdink,
And that's probably cos everyone calls me Shrinky Dink.
I know I'm known as Polaroid I'm not a total tard.
It's cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlarged.

Cos no one likes you monkey boy.