Big Bang Two (исполнитель: Matt Smit)
The Doctor's stuck in the Pandorica, Amy might be dead and Rory's a Roman with a gun in his hand, Seems like things aren't going as planned River's in the TARDIS, The TARDIS is on fire, She's feeling the heat On repeat she'll require Someone she can [bad word] someone with a bow tie, But he's been locked up and left to die. Oh my Lord, what will they do? Seems impossible to get through My mind is blown, I bet yours is too, Well, I guess this is Doctor Who. Rory's quite distressed and he starts to sob, When the Doctor appears with a mop, "Get me out of the Pandorica!" "But you're not in the Pandorica." "Yes I am, well, yes I was, [bad word] but I won't explain it now because..." Then he disappeared into a hazy fuzz That man, I can't explain what he does the things he does Oh my Lord, don't have a clue, These paradozes are hard to [bad word] My mind is blown, I bet yours is too, Well, I guess this is Doctor Who. It's the big bang two, And I need to review what on earth just happened before my eyes. Time has gone askew, the universe has too, I'll try and explain to you the big bang two. The big bang two. [ Lyrics from: [bad word] /www [bad word] c/chameleon+circuit/big+bang+two_20977171.html ] The Doctor's got River's vortex manipulator, Which he used to meet Rory two thousand years later When they find Amy after her sleep in the box They realize the sun is really the exploding TARDIS Doctor saves River from the imitator star They swarm and watch his back Can't help but point out the obvious Oh my God he's wearing a fez! Oh my God he's wearing a fez! Oh my God he's wearing a fez! Oh my God he's wearing a fez! Dalek pops up out of nowhere, Shoots the Doctor, kills him, quite unfair, He jumps back twelve minutes to the stairs, He's dead, and everyone despairs. Little do they know, the Doctor lies. He's not stopping the universe's demise, Amy says her last goodbyes, The Doctor flies up into the skies. The universe is back, it's [bad word] But the Doctor's said his final adieu, Maybe [bad word] back if she remembers you. It's the big bang two, And I need to review what on earth just happened before my eyes. Time has been renewed, the universe has too, But Amy still can't help but cry. There's someone missing, the question's who... Then she remembers Something old, something new, Something borrowed, something blue And that's the big bang two. I hope it didn't confuse you.