нд-When the world just seems too mainstream,
м-While you drink Kombucha Tea,
н-Just embrace your inner irony
а-Your [bad word] identity.

мJust...ндbe...нa...аhipster!
а-An individual. [bad word] on and join us,
м-Don't be a tool!
н-When you're hipster,
нд-Life seems poetic.
а-You like your bands hot,
аBefore they're cool!

м-I talked to birds way before Twitter.
а-Love eating sushi! 
-нд That's ironic!
н-Glass slippers! Ugh, so before midnight.
нд-Poetry reading? Where's my invate?
а-Like my bra? Well, it's organic!

нд-The book was better than the movie.
а-We never fall, we only tumble!
м-See when a tree falls in the forest,
мAnd there's no one there to hear it,
мYou can bet we've bought the vynil.
 [bad word] be a hipster!
н-We go our own way,
а-We shop at thrift store...
нд/а-Or so we say.
а-Yes, be a hipster!
м-[bad word] hipster!
рWe're so unique!
рWe're... all... the... same!