Derpy:
Hello ?

Doctor:
Hello my baby
Hello my honey
Hello my ragtime gal
Send me a kiss by wire
Baby my heart's on fire
If you refuse me
Honey, you'll lose me
Then you'll be left alone
Oh baby, telephone
And tell me I'm your own

Derpy:
You call me on the telephone
You tell me that you're all alone
I know that you are lying through your teeth
You dirty rascal
How could you expect me
To believe the lies you hand me
You've been out with that blonde again
Now do you understand me
You broke my heart and made me cry
With every phoney alibi
When I could see the lipstick on your shirt
You dirty polecat
Telephone and tell me I'm your own

Doctor and (Derpy):
Hello my baby
(You call me on the telephone)

Hello my honey
(You tell me that you're all alone)

Hello my ragtime gal
(I know that you are lying through your teeth)

---
(You dirty rascal)

Send me a kiss by wire
(How could you expect me, to believe the lies)

---
(you hand me)

Baby my heart's on fire
(You've been out with that blonde again, now do you)

---
(understand me)

If you refuse me
(You broke my heart and made me cry)

Honey, you'll lose me
(With every phoney alibi)

Then you'll be left alone
(When I could see the lipstick on your shirt)

Oh baby,
(You dirty polecat)

Telephone
(Telephone)
And tell me I'm your own
(And tell me I'm your own)

Doctor and (Derpy):
I'm sorry that I made you blue
(Hello my baby)

It was a beastly thing to do
(Hello my honey)

I shouldn't have upset you like I did
(Hello my ragtime gal)

With Lil' the barmaid
(---)

If you take me back again, I'll never
(Send me a kiss by wire)

Ever wander
(---)

'Cause when I did I found that absence, made the heart grow fonder
(Baby my heart's on fire)

So cross my heart and hope to die
(If you refuse me)

I'll never tell another lie
(Honey, you'll lose me)

I'll mend your broken heart, as good as new
(Then you'll be left alone)

My little
(---)

Cough-drop
(Oh baby)

Telephone and tell me I'm your own
(Telephone and tell me I'm your own)

Doctor and Derpy:
Hello my baby, hello my honey
Hello my ragtime gal
Send me a kiss by wire
Baby my heart's on fire
If you refuse me
Honey, you'll lose me
Then you'll be left alone
Oh baby, telephone
And tell me I'm your own

Doctor and Derpy:
Hello Hello
Hello Hello
Hello Hello
Hello Hello
Hello Hello
Hello Hello
Goodbye Goodbye?
Goodbye
Goodbye Goodbye...