(Travis)
Hahaha You know what it is
Gym class heroes, the dream
Its hard to look innocent when I got cookie [bad word] all over my face
 [bad word]  
(The Dream)
I like girls 
They like me 
They look so good 
In their satin jeans
Want you to be the one 
And my only
I want be faithful 
But I cant keep my hands out the cookie jar.
(Travis)
My hands, my hands, my ha uh my hands
Cant keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my 
Cant keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Cant keep my hands, my hands my hands out the cookie jar.

(Travis)
You see I got this problem
I need help tryna solve it 
Cos meeting after meeting and Im still a cookie [bad word] You can hide them, Imma find them, on the counter, in the closet 
And Ill say I aint do it with my face covered in chocolate
My girl be setting booby traps
To catch me eating Scooby snacks
I left [bad word] in the bed once 
But I told her I was through with that
She still dont be believing me
And I guess that Im cool with that
But I got a sweet tooth, thatll [bad word] loose
And the [bad word] of the matter is.
 [bad word]  
(The Dream)
I like girls 
They like me 
They look so good 
In their satin jeans
Want you to be the one 
And my only
I want be faithful 
But I cant keep my hands out the cookie jar.
(Travis)
My hands, my hands, my ha uh my hands
Cant keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my 
Cant keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Cant keep my hands, my hands my hands out the cookie jar.

(Travis)
I got a thing for Milano, Biscotti Italianos
And I never turn down some Oreos if you got them
Butter Pecan Puerto Rican,
Or them Oatmeal Raisin Asians.
Hazelnut Brazilians,
Macadamia Caucasians,
Double stuffed or thin mint
It dont matter you getting it
Cos I got a sweet tooth thatll [bad word] loose
And the fact of the matter is.
 [bad word]  
(The Dream)
I like girls 
They like me 
They look so good 
In their satin jeans
Want you to be the one 
And my only
I want be faithful 
But I cat keep my hands out the cookie jar.
(Travis)
My hands, my hands, my ha uh my hands
Cant keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my 
Cant keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Cant keep my hands, my hands my hands out the cookie jar.

(Travis)
Im a monster for these cookies
Im a beast for theyre treats 
An animal for theyre crackers
Head to feet they so [bad word] sweet
Cant keep my hands, my hands, my ha uh my
Cant keep my hands, my hands, my hands out the cookie jar.

(Travis)
And then you have it haha
I tried my best 
I went to cookie anonymous
I guess Im a failure
I cant seem to keep my [bad word] hands out the cookie jar but,
It is what it is