Intro:
Eminem:
Obie, Yo?
Obie Trice:
I'm sick
Eminem: [bad word]  you straight dogg?
Obie Trice - W [bad word] Coughing [bad word] Getting sick
 [bad word] 
That's why I ain't got no time
For these games and stupid tricks
All these [bad word] on my [bad word] That's how dudes be getting sick
That's how [bad word]  be getting drips
Falling victim's to this [bad word] From these [bad word] on our [bad word] [bad word] chickens with no ribs
That's why I aint got no time

Obie Trice:
Yo, I woke up, [bad word] up off the liquor I [bad word] I hadda bag of tha skunk, one and last night's tunk [bad word] residue was on my [bad word]  Denise, from the Cleaners [bad word] me good, you should've seen us
Big booty [bad word]  switch unbearable, french role styling, body like a stallion
Sizing up the figure, while my [bad word] getting bigger
Debating on to [bad word] her, do I wanna be a [bad word] Caressing this [bad word]  plus I'm checking out them [bad word] Sipping on that fine [bad word]  I ain't use to buying
I gotta hit it from behind, it's mandatory
Like taking ho's money, but that's another story
For surely your [bad word] on toast, after we toast
Our clothes fell like Bishop and Juice
The womb beater, clean [bad word] eater, inserting my john
In that spot hotter than the hottest block, don't stop!
Response I got when I was knocking it
Clocks steading ticking, kinky finger licking
The cannon, seen us at my temple when she moans
I gotta slow down before I [bad word] soon
And work that [bad word]  like a slave owner
When I dropped off my outfit, she knew I wanted to bone her
She foaming at the lips, the ones between the hips
Pubic hair's looking like some sour cream dip
Without the nacho, my [bad word] hit the spot though [bad word] tighter than conditions of his black folks
Being a vinyl stretched, the last part of 
I bust a fat [bad word] nut - then I woke up next
Like, what the [bad word] is going on here?
This [bad word] evapourated, [bad word] and all just picked up and vaccated
And now I'm [bad word] cause my [bad word] was unprotected
And doctor Wesley telling me I ain't really got that [bad word] [bad word]  [bad word] 

Eminem:
Now I don't wanna hit no women when this chicks got [bad word] Someone better get this [bad word] before she gets kicked in the stomach
And she's pregnant, but she's egging me on, begging me to throw her
Off the steps on this porch, my only weapon is force
And I don't wanna resort to violence of any sort
But why's she shoving me for? Doesn't she love me no more?
Wasn't she hugging me four minutes ago at the door?
Man I'm this close to going toe to toe with this [bad word] What would you do if she was telling you she wants a divorce
She's having another baby in a month and it's yours
And you found it isn't cause this [bad word] has been visiting
Someone else and sucking his [bad word] and kissing you on the lips
When you get back to Michigan, Now the plot has thickend 'n worse
Cause you feel like you've been sticking your [bad word] [bad word] in a hurse
So your paranoid at every little cold that you get
Ever since they sold you this [bad word]  you've been holding your [bad word] So you goto the clinic, sweating every minute your in it
Then the [bad word] out looking like Dennis the Menace hahahaha
And it's obvious to everyone in the lobby, it's aids
He ain't even gotta to call in you the office to say it
So you jet back home, cause you gone get that ho
And when you see her, you're gonna bend her [bad word] neck back yo
Cause you love her, you never would've expect that blow
Obie told you to scoop, how could she stoop that low?
Jesus, I don't believe this [bad word] works at the Cleaner's
Bringing me home diseases swinging from Obie's [bad word] She's so deceaving, [bad word] this ho's a genious
She gee'd us
 [bad word] 

Outro:
Eminem:
I'm busy!
Obie Trice:
Yeah, [bad word]