"City Hall"

All you people up there in City Hall, 
You're [bad word] #39; it up for the people that's in the streets. 
This is a song for the people in the streets, 
Not the people City Hall. 
All you [bad word] in the streets it's time to rise up,  [bad word] along children and [bad word] #39; rise! 
Lots of times when me and KG are watchin' 
All the [bad word] #39; [bad word] that goes down at City Hall, 
We get the feeling we should [bad word] [bad word] up, 
Yeah we should [bad word] #39; start a riot. 
Riot! 
We have 'em screaming in the streets, 
we have 'em tippin' over [bad word] and breakin' [bad word] #39; windows of small businesses, 
and settin' [bad word] #39; fires! 
and settin' [bad word] #39; fires! 
and settin' [bad word] #39; fires! 
And then after the smoke is cleared,
and [bad word] has been swept away, 
me and KG will peek out our heads. 
We've been watching the riots on a monitor twenty floors below sea level, 
from a bunker. 
We did it Rage-Kage, we beat the [bad word] of City Hall! 
[laughs] But now what will we do? 
We must rebuild. But who will lead us in the rebuilding process? 
Man, it's got to be someone with the know-how 
and the elbow grease to lead us to a new land. 
No, not me and KG, we don't have the cognitive capacity to lead... 
Alright, we'll do it! 
We'll lead as Two Kings, 
We'll lead as Two Kings. 
Ahhhaaa (Two Kings, we'll lead as Two Kings)
Ah-ha ah-how, 
We'll lead as Two Kings. 
The first decree is to legalize marijuana. 
The tyranny and the [bad word] #39;s gone on too long. 
You old [bad word] #39; shrivs who blocked it's legalization, 
you're banished from the land! 
We'll lead as Two Kings, 
We'll lead as Two Kings. 
Ahhhaaa (Two Kings, we'll lead as Two Kings)
Ah-ha ah-how, 
Lead as Two Kings. 
The second decree: no more pollution, no more car exhaust, 
or ocean dumpage. From now on, we will travel in tubes! 
We'll lead as Two Kings, oh, yeah, 
We'll [bad word] #39; lead as Two Kings. 
Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately. 
(Tube technology.) Chop, chop, let's go. 
Third decree: no more... rich people: and poor people. 
From now on, we will all be the same... ummm, I dunno, 
I gotta think about that... 
We'll lead as Two Kings 
Ah yeah, ah yeahhhahahaha. 
Ha-ha-ho-hee, ha-ha-ho-hee-ha-ha-ho-ho-ho-ho. 
[JB:] Oh my God. 
[KG:] Ahh... What? 
[JB:] Dude, the red phone is flashing. 
[KG:] Oh, yeah. 
[JB:] Let me scoop that up. Hello? Two Kings. 
[KG:] Who is it? 
[JB:] What?! No! No [bad word] way! 
[KG:] What? 
[JB:] Rage, there's a potato famine in Idaho, you gotta go down there! 
[KG:] Oh my God... what? 
[JB:] Dude, I gotta stay here! 
[KG:] Why do I have to go? 
[JB:] Please! Please! 
[KG:] Oh, God, okay. 
[JB:] Awesome... is he gone? Alright, emergency meeting of Parliament. 
All right Parliament, I know this is [bad word] up, 
but Rage, he can't be King anymore. 
Dudes, he's encroaching on my decrees! 
Seriously, let's make him "Duke," a kick [bad word] "Duke." 
Or "leader formerly known as King," but-- uh-oh [bad word] #39; back... 
We'll lead as Two Kings, oh yes 
we'll really lead as Two Kings. 
[KG:] Uh, dude? 
[JB:] Rage. 
[KG:] I went all over Idaho... 
[JB:] Yeah? 
[KG:] Uh, plenty of potatoes everywhere. 
[JB:] What? There was no famine? 
[KG:] Yeah, there was no famine, no. 
[JB:] Dude. 
[KG:] I don't know what's uh... 
[JB:] toast... 
[KG:] toast... 
[JB:] Long live the "D." 
[KG:] Long live the "D." 
[clinking of glasses] 
[JB:] Long live me. I'm sorry, I poisoned your wine. 
[KG:] What? 
[JB:] For the good of the land. 
[KG:] You p-- I p