Wolfwood: And before I realized it, I was in Osaka. Nothing I could do about it, Osaka. Osaka is nice, isn't it?
Vash: Well, if it ain't Wolfwood. Wha'cha doin' hangin' 'bout these parts?
Wolfwood: Oh, Mr. Vash, it's been a while. Three months since we last met. Did you get to see Knives?
Vash: ...
Wolfwood: What is it?
Vash: Friggin' creepy!
Wolfwood: Huh?
Vash: Yer... what's up wit' the plain dialect?
Wolfwood: You think so?
Vash: Cut that out! Yer' givin' me a chill!
Wolfwood: It isn't like that. I'm normal.
Vash: Good lord, man, what happend to your Osaka soul!
Milly: Hey, you two, what're two guys doin' talking to each other?
Vash: Check this out, Meryl! Wolfwood's talkin' like some kinda cross-dresser! He's all "boku" "boku."
Wolfwood: I'm quite normal. [bad word]  Vash.
Meryl: Eew! Friggin' creepy!
Wolfwood: Huh?
Meryl: Wha's with you talkin' plain dialect?
Wolfwood: Is it odd?
Meryl: Gives me the willies!
Milly: What's ever'body doin'?
Meryl: Wolfwood's gone weird, Milly. He's got Tokyo on the brain! Gets just a wee bit popular, and he's all high falutin' 'bout it. Man, I'm hurt--thought you was a friend.
Wolfwood: I'm quite alright, Milly. My suit is still black. Look, I still have a big cross right here. I'm the same sociable Wolfwood as always! The same Wolfwood you all know.
Milly: Eew! Friggin' creepy!
Wolfwood: Huh?
Milly: Yer' talkin' standard dialect?
Wolfwood: Is... there something wrong with me?
Milly: That's no good... it's plain wrong!
Legato: What's everybody doing gawkin' smack dab in the middle of the road? Somebody drop 3,000,000 yen or somethin'?
Milly: Legato! Wolfwood's gone spoilt! He's all "somethin' or other 'jan'" and stuff. It's messed up! You traitor against Osaka!
Wolfwood: I'm not saying that! [ittenai jan!]
Legato: "Nai jan"?
Wolfwood: That's right. [So jan.]
Legato: Ugh. Friggin' creepy.
Wolfwood: Eh?
Legato: Wha's up with you speaking standard dialect? [bad word] on everybody, don't look at me that way! [jan!]
Legato: Heh heh, Wolfwood's plain broke'.
Knives: Hey over there, ain't that Wolfwood? It's me, Knives!
Wolfwood: Ah...
Knives: Ugh! Friggin' creepy!
Wolfwood: I didn't even say anything!
Knives: Usin' standard dialect! Totally friggin' creepy!
Wolfwood: What's up with all you guys? Is it that much fun to be mean to me?
Knives: All kindsa fun!
Meryl: Shore is!
Milly: I can't stop laughin'!
Knives: Man, that's somethin' ya' don't see every day!
Wolfwood: You're all meanies! I'm gonna start hating you all if you don't stop!
[Laughter]
Wolfwood: Don't look at me that way!
[Laughter]
Wolfwood: You call yourselves friends?!
[Laughter]
Wolfwood: Don't laugh! Don't laugh!
[Laughter]