Well I woke up this morning
 On the wrong side of the bed
 And how I got to thinkin'
 About all those things you said
 About ordinary people
 And how they make you sick
 And if callin' names kicks back on you
 Then I hope this does the trick
 Cause I'm a sick of [bad word] 
 About how many bills
 And I'm sick of all your [bad word] 
 Bout your poodles and your pills
 And I just can't see no humour
 About your way of life
 And I think I can do more for you
 With this here fork and knife

 [bad word] 
 Eat the Rich: there's only one thing they're good for
 Eat the Rich: take one bite now [bad word] back for more
 Eat the Rich: I gotta get this off my chest
 Eat the Rich: take one bite now, spit out the rest

 So I called up my head shrinker
 And I told him what I'd done
 Said you'd best go on a diet
 Yeah I hope you have some fun
 And a don't go burst a bubble
 On the rich folks who [bad word]  ÔCause you won't get in no trouble
 When you eats that kinda food
 Now their smokin' up the junk bonds
 And then they go get stiff
 And they're dancin' in the yacht club
 With Muff and Uncle Biff
 But there's one good thing that happens
 When you toss your pearls to swine
 Their attitudes may taste like [bad word]  But go real good with wine

 [bad word] 
 Wake up kid, it's half past your youth
 Ain't nothin' really changes but the date
 You a grand slammer, but you no [bad word]  You gotta learn how to relate
 Or you'll be swingin' from the pearly gate
 Now you got all the answers, low and behold
 You got the right key baby but the wrong key ho, yo
 Believe in all the good things
 That money just can't buy
 Then you won't get no belly ache
 From eatin' humble pie
 I believe in rags to riches
 Your inheritence won't last
 So take your Grey Poupon my friend
 And shove it up your [bad word] 

 [bad word] 
 Eat the Rich: there's only one thing they're good for
 Eat the Rich: take one bite now [bad word] back for more
 Eat the Rich: don't stop me now I'm goin' crazy
 Eat the Rich: that's my idea of a good time baby