Jolly old Saint Nicholas is about to die,
I will shove a christmas light in his [bad word] eye.
Jolly old Saint Nicholas, your old [bad word] is meet,
All the presents in the world should belong to me.

Jolly old Saint Nicholas you are really fat,
I will shove a christmas tree up your [bad word] [bad word] 
Jolly old Saint Nicholas, you are reallly [bad word] 
Can I have a lamborghini ? I've been good all year.
_________________________________________ [bad word] they told me, [bad word] pum pum pum
new born King to see, [bad word] pum pum pum
Our finest gifts we bring, [bad word] pum pum pum
To lay before the King, [bad word] pum pum [bad word] pum pum [bad word] pum pum pum,

So to honor Him, [bad word] pum pum pum,
When [bad word] 

Little Baby, [bad word] pum pum pum
I am a poor boy too, [bad word] pum pum pum
I have no gift to bring, [bad word] pum pum pum
That's fit to give the King, [bad word] pum pum [bad word] pum pum [bad word] pum pum pum,

Shall I play for you, [bad word] pum pum pum,
On my [bad word] 

Mary nodded, [bad word] pum pum pum
The ox and lamb kept time, [bad word] pum pum pum
I played my [bad word] for Him, [bad word] pum pum [bad word] pum pum [bad word] pum pum pum,

Then He smiled at me, [bad word] pum pum pum
Me and my [bad word]