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I play on a toaster
My ping is so bad
I will make up excuses whenever I can
I'm making the wrong plays
I'm getting so mad
And they think i'm feeding, yeah, you think I'm feeding

I will always blame the other members of my team
Oh well
Not my fault for losing
Should have counter ganked but wraiths were more enticing
Should have been aware of what teammates were doing
Never gave my mid a single blue
I needed the sustain
Flaming me since we queued
When I [bad word] 'bout Elise, clairvoyance and TP
'cause what you thought would be easy's
a defeat, she DC'd, It's GG!
How did I forget it was freeweek
You're level 30? Really?
"Worth" I don't care if you want, report me
Can we please FF? I'm bored, jeez
If there aint any wards I'm blaming it all on the support
You're CS'ing is so weak, One creep two creep
Mine's low 'cause I chose the wrong masteries
Won't admit I'm bad. I'll just cry more
Cuz I...

I play on a toaster
My ping is so bad
I will make up excuses whenever I can
I'm making the wrong plays
I'm getting so mad
And they think i'm feeding, yeah, you think I'm feeding
Well that's not fair

I know I'm not a great player but honestly I wasn't trolling
The rager inside of me is SO controlling
'cause it's just easier to blame others for your own mistakes
Maybe I'm just playing like I belong in Division Wood 5
(Yeah, there you go. You're starting to show that you know the real reason behind your team's throw)
Who am I even talking to?
I wasn't part of the throw I lost ELO because we didn't ban Teemo
I'm talking in mostly asterisks
Just got nine reports for being so "toxic"
Everyone's saying that I believe I'm better than I really am
Like Trick2g Disrespecting again
Stop laughing, this isn't fair
I wasn't playing can't you see what I've been saying
I'm really not that bad

I play on a toaster
My ping is so bad
I will make up excuses whenever I can
I'm making the wrong plays
I'm getting so mad
And they think i'm feeding, yeah, you think I'm feeding
Well that's not fair
but I'm just bad
and now I'm banned