Slim Shady, brain dead like Jim Brady
I'm a M80, you Lil' like that Kim lady
I'm buzzin, Dirty Dozen, naughty rotten rhymer
Cursin at you players worse than Marty Schottenheimer
You wacker than the [bad word] you bit your style from
You ain't gonna sell two copies if you press a double album
Admit it, [bad word] it, while [bad word] out in the open
I'm doing acid, crack, smack, coke and smocking dope then
My name is Marshall Mathers, I'm an alcoholic (Hi Marshall)
I have a disease and they don't know what to call it
Better hide your wallet cause [bad word] up quick to strip your cash
Bought a ticket to your concert just [bad word] and whip your [bad word] [bad word]  [bad word] out swinging, so fast it'll make your eyes spin
You gettin knocked the [bad word] out like Mike Tyson
The +Proof+ is in the puddin, just ask the Deshaun Holton
I'll slit your [bad word] throat worse than Ron Goldman
 [bad word] ]
So when you see me on your block with two glocks
Screaming [bad word] the World_ like Tupac
I just don't give a [bad word] !
Talking that [bad word] behind my back, dirty mackin
telling your boys that I'm on crack
I just don't give a [bad word] !
So put my tape back on the rack [bad word] and tell your friends my [bad word] is wack
I just don't give a [bad word] !
But see me on the street and duck
Cause you gon' get stuck, stoned, and snuffed
Cause I just don't give a [bad word] !

[Verse Two: Eminem]
I'm Nicer than Pete, but I'm on a Search to [bad word] a Miilkbone
I'm Everlast-ing, I melt Vanilla Ice like silicone
I'm ill enough to just straight up diss you for no reason
I'm colder than snow season when it's twenty below friezing
Flavor with no seasoning, this is the sneak preview
I'll diss your magazine and still won't get a weak review
I'll make your freak leave you, smell the Folgers crystals
This is a [bad word]  gentlemen hold your pistols
But I form like Voltron and blast you with my shoulder missiles
Slim Shady, Eminem was the old initials (Bye-bye!)
Extortion, snorting, supporting abortion
Pathological liar, blowing [bad word] out of proportion
The looniest, zaniest, spontaneous, sporadic
Impulsive [bad word] drinker, addict
Half animal, half man
Dumping your dead body inside of a [bad word] trash can
With more holes than an Afghan
 [bad word] 

[Verse Three: Eminem]
Somebody let me out this limousine (hey, let me out!)
I'm a caged demon, on stage screaming like Rage Against the Machine
I'm convinced I'm a fiend, shootin up while this record is spinning
Clinically brain dead, I don't need a second opinion [bad word] droppin the jewel, I'm flippin the sacred treasure
I'll bite your [bad word] style, just to make it fresher
I can't take the pressure, I'm sick of [bad word] Sick of naggin bosses [bad word] while I'm washing dishes
In school I never said much, too busy having a [bad word] Doing too [bad word] had my face flushed like red blush
Then I went to Jim Beam, that's when my face grayed
Went to gym in eighth grade, raped the women's swim team
Don't take me for a joke I'm [bad word] Too many mental problems got me snorting coke and smocking weed again
I'm going up over the curb, driving on the median
Finally made it home, but I don't got the key to get in
 [bad word] 

[Outro: Eminem]
Hey, [bad word] that!
Outsidaz..
Pace One..
Young Zee..