friend in needs a friend indeed, 
friend with weed is better, 
friend with [bad word] and all the rest, 
friend who's dressed in leather, 

friend in needs a friend indeed, 
friend who'll tease is better , 
Our [bad word]  
Which makes us blessed, 
And makes for stormy weather, 

friend in needs a friend indeed, 
My japanese is better, 
And when she's pressed she will undress, 
And then she's boxing clever, 

friend in needs a friend indeed, 
friend who bleeds is better, 
My friend confessed she passed the test, 
And we will never sever, 

Day's dawning, skins crawling
Pure morning

friend in needs a friend indeed, 
friend who'll tease is better, 
Our [bad word]  
Which makes us blessed, 
And makes for stormy weather, 

friend in needs a friend indeed, 
friend who bleeds is better, 
My friend confessed she passed the test, 
And we will never sever, 

Day's dawning, skins crawling 
Pure morning

friend in needs a friend indeed, 
My japanese is better, 
And when she's pressed she will undress, 
And then she's boxing clever, 

friend in needs a friend indeed, 
friend with weed is better, 
friend with breast and all the rest, 
friend who's dressed in leather