Life is like a hurricane
Here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes
It's a duck-blur
Might solve a mystery
Or rewrite history
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DuckTales (oooh ooooh)
Every day they're out there making
DuckTales (oooh ooooh)
Tales of daring do bad and good
LuckTales

When it seems they're heading for the
Final curtain
Cool deduction never fails
That's for certain
The worst of messes [bad word] successes
 [bad word] 
D-D-D-Danger! Watch behind you
There's a stranger out to find you
What to do? Just grab on to some DuckTales
 [bad word] 
D-D-D-Danger! Watch behind you
There's a stranger out to find you
What to do? Just grab on to some ...
 [bad word] (Twice)

Not pony tales or cotton tales, no
DuckTales (ooh ooooh)