His name is Richtofen, he's a crazy [bad word] scientist,
Hear him in my head, people think I need a therapist.
Place is new but situation is the same,
When zombies blow up I get hungry and insane.

Gotta stay focused, let's make a plan,
unlock the door for the [bad word] man.
Party it up, Leroy's boozin' all day,
When he's nice and [bad word] he'll clear the barricade.

Did someone say [bad word] 'cause I wanna play,
I'll win 'cause I been wasted since yesterday!
Crack the mystery box, can't believe what I seen,
The Paralyzer's got me higher than I ever been.

Getting us into the armory,
Leroy's larger than life like a VIP.
Once I don't have any ammo at all,
Use the magic chalk to draw weapons on the walls.

We're BURIED! Deep underground,
BURIED! In a western town, [bad word] if you hear the sound of the crazy b*tch who flyin' around.

We're BURIED! We gotta follow the plan,
BURIED! Of the German man,
BURIED! He only cares about our worth using us like puppets to control the Earth.

Throw a house party let the music sound,
'Cause there 'aint no clubs this deep underground.
The crazy flyin' b*tch tried to shut us down,
So I roofied the ho, her a** I started to pound.

Misty should do this, don't it count as housework?
Much rather spend my time out lookin' for perks.
Richtofen's helping me on my quest...

You must be my pawn that's my final request!
Do not help Maxis whatever you do,
You must power the tower, I will talk you through.
Build the guillotine found next to the saloon,
Then power up the orbs, they look like balloons.
Acquire the purple lantern, decipher the code,
Use the power of the wisps to make the guillotine flow.
Hit the switch in the future and the switches in the maze,
Then make a magic wish and prepare to be amazed!

Tramplesteam's a bore, I've seen it before,
But this Head Chopper's fresh and I just can't ignore.
Like a lumberjack turnin' limbs into stumps,
But if the zombies get [bad word] like Forrest Gump!  [bad word] overwhelmed, fall back to the Jug,
This alley's so tight we're nice and snug.
Crack a Timebomb, go back to Round 2,
There's so many f***ing zombies, nothing else we can do...

We're BURIED! Deep underground,
BURIED! In a western town, [bad word] if you hear the sound of the crazy b*tch who flyin' around.

We're BURIED! We gotta follow the plan,
BURIED! Of the German man,
BURIED! He only cares about our worth using us like puppets to control the Earth.

Buried, we're buried, so buried, deep underground,
Buried, we're buried, so buried, zombies all around.

LEROY! [bad word] Solo)

We're BURIED! Deep underground,
BURIED! In a western town, [bad word] if you hear the sound of the crazy b*tch who flyin' around.

We're BURIED! We gotta follow the plan,
BURIED! Of the German man,
BURIED! He only cares about our worth using us like puppets to control the Earth. (X2)