Jane, Stop This Crazy Thing (1987) (исполнитель: MC Shan)
She was this girl that I know named Jane She used to be cool, now the girl's insane Now all Jane does is walk around all day Sayin, "Beam me up, Scotty, take me away!" Now I remember Jane from back in the day When she used to go to school, get all straight A's Now you see Jane on the street corner Stoppin every car anytime she wanna Whatever went wrong, the facts remain But who could think this woulda happen to sweet old Jane Jane's lifestory was a tragic one She started gettin high, cause she said it was fun There was no party, just a meeting of friends And then the question arose: who got ends? It went around, they had 300 in all Somebody yelled out: "We're gonna have a ball!" Steve grabbed the money and ran down the block Came back and said, "Y'all, take a look at this rock!" Jane was gettin into somethin heavy that night "Hurry up quick, somebody give me a light!" He said "Hold it!", he was pullin too fast But Jane was amused by the smoke in the glass She was tickled to death at the faces they made "Puttin fire to the glass, don't you think it won't break?" In a flick of a flash the torch was lit She put it to her mouth, and she took a hit [bad word] from her lungs and up to her brain This was the beginning of the end of Jane Jane got weak, and the bass got strong What she used to do right, Jane now does wrong I walked past one day, called my man Jack She almost broke her neck cause she thought I said "crack" It had to be a week since I seen her that day But the body that she had just wasted away When she used to walk by, we used to say she looked chill But now as she passes, everybody go (ill!) The girlie we saw hop off Mercedes Benz She was on it so hard, she started stealin from friends To all the [bad word] dealers she was so in debt That she sold her VCR and her TV set Jane used to live the life as the storybook tells Now everything she gets, she eventually sells Sneak around the corner when you see [bad word] She'll be touchin on your clothes, the girl be [bad word] If you know a girl who was the quiet type Who acts kinda funny and a bit too hype These kinda actions only mean one thing She's only buggin like that cause she's suckin the thing Not only the girls, it can happen to guys But the fellas try to beat you, then they greet you with lies One day Jane coulda been my honey I just couldn't wait till the girl made 20 I see her nowadays, and all I do is sing JANE, STOP THIS CRAZY THING!