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"Gather all ye gentlecolts, and fillies you as well,
This story is the most important I could ever tell,
For at this very moment, in a grim unnatural flight,
There is out there,
[bad word] nightmare,
The mare of Nightmare Night!

Some say she's a spirit, what puts you in a curse,
Some say she can take your soul,
And some say even worse!
They say her eyes are like a drakes, her teeth as strong as steel,
Some would say that she's a fake, I'm telling ya 
SHE'S REAL!

So lock the window, bolt the door and keep yourself inside,
Or else she's gonna get you, ya [bad word] and hide,
With just one bite she'll swallow you, if you want to survive,
Then leave an offering for her, the mare of Nightmare Night.

Some say she's a guardian, of worlds in between,
To save you from your dreams, and from the monsters yet unseen.
Some say she's a demon, from the depths of [bad word] 
And now [bad word] to get revenge on every one of us!

So lock the window, bolt the door and keep yourself inside,
Or else she's gonna get you, ya [bad word] and hide.
With just one bite she'll swallow you, if you want to survive.
Then leave an offering for her the mare of Nightmare Night.

Well Flim and Flam, you know of them"
The brothers 'non-pariel'
They planned to make a fortune in a most devious way.
They tried to make a deal, with that most sinister of mares,
With a grin, and a laugh *ahahaha*
She looked 'em squarely in the eyes and drove 'em mad with fear.

So lock the window, bolt the door and keep yourself inside,
Or else she's gonna get you, ya [bad word] and hide.
With just one bite she'll swallow you, if you want to survive.
Then leave an offering for her the mare of Nightmare Night.

The serpent Steven Magnet, you know why he's renowned,
It's mostly for the stylish tufts of hair upon his snout.
The mare passed by and now nopony cares for him because
She lopped his 'stache, and all agree, he looks quite hideous!

So lock the window, bolt the door and keep yourself inside,
Or else she's gonna get you, ya [bad word] and hide.
With just one bite she'll swallow you, if you want to survive.
Then leave an offering for her the mare of Nightmare Night.

Well when the clouds came rolling in, cross the sky from end to end.
The town went into panic, as the chariot did descend. 
Shimmering with shadows, and festooned with chains and spikes,
Upon her chariot she stood, the mare of Nightmare Night.
She cried out to her subjects, told them not to be dismayed,
Deaf to her entreaties, they scattered every which-way.
Twilight went up to the mare, to bridge this sad divide,
She swore she'd help her be adored, the mare of Nightmare Night.
So she begs, and she pleads, but terror holds the minds,
Of all these foolish ponies, so alone Luna resides,
Till at last in desperation, Twilight told her to cause a fright,
And from that day, we've loved that mare, the mare of Nightmare Night!

Isn't that right!

So lock the window, bolt the door and keep yourself inside,
Or else she's gonna get you, ya [bad word] and hide,
With just one bite she'll swallow you, if you want to survive,
Then leave an offering for her,
Some candy in a bowl ya cur!
Leave an offering for her, the mare of Nightmare Night."