Hands up, hands up, hands up...

Ladies and gentlemen, Spankers are in the house!

Everyone's a DJ, everyone's a DJ, everyone's a DJ...

My mother is a DJ,
My brother is a DJ,
My girlfriend is a DJ
My gardener is a DJ,
My driver is a DJ,
My pool guy is a DJ,
Is everyone a DJ?

My plumber is a DJ,
My carpenter is a DJ,
My mechanic is a DJ
My banker is a DJ,
My postman is a DJ,
My grandma is a DJ!
Is everyone a DJ?

Everyone's a DJ, everyone's a DJ, everyone's a DJ, DJ, DJ
Everyone's a DJ, everyone's a DJ, everyone's a DJ,
Everyone's a DJ

My monkey is a DJ,
My dog is a DJ,
Hello Kitty is a DJ
Barbra Streisand... is a DJ,
Obama is a DJ,
Everybody from Jersey Shore is a DJ!
Put your hands up!

My sister is a DJ,
My father is a DJ,
My cousin is a DJ, DJ, DJ
My doctor is a DJ,
My lawyer is a DJ,
My pusher is a DJ!
Everyone's a DJ!

Put your hands up, put your hands up, put your hands up
Put your hands up, put your hands up, put your hands up

If you wanna be a DJ say oh, oh ohh
If you wanna be somebody say oh, oh ohh
If you wanna have a party say oh oh oh
If you wanna be a DJ, put your hands up [bad word] on say oh (put your hands up)
Put on a show (put your hands up)
Everybody put your hands up [bad word] on let's go (put your hands [bad word] on say oh (put your hands up)
Put on a show (put your hands up)
Everybody put your hands up [bad word] on let's go (put your hands up)

Put your hands up, put your hands up, put your hands up
Put your hands up, put your hands up, put your hands up

Everyone's a DJ (put your hands up)
Everyone's a DJ (put your hands up)
Everyone's a DJ DJ DJ (put your hands up, hands up, hands up)
Everyone's a DJ (put your hands up)
Everyone's a DJ (put your hands up)
Everyone's a DJ (put your hands up)
Everyone's a DJ!