tti monster
Flying spaghetti monster
Flying spaghetti monster

I was alone with my stupidity
I didn’t know what to believe.
Now I found my way, I know where [bad word] from
Everything’s clear… I’m a pastafarian!

Flying spaghetti monster
Flying spaghetti monster
Flying spaghetti monster
Flying spaghetti monster

He created what we see and what we feel.
He is the father of the universe
Jesus, Muhammad, Moses and the band
Are just like us his children!!

Flying spaghetti monster
Flying spaghetti monster
Flying spaghetti monster
Flying spaghetti monster

The overwhelming scientific evidence
Pointing towards evolutionary processes
Is something put in place by him.
He is made of spaghetti and meatballs
He flies through the universe touching thing with his noodly appendage
You have been touched, I have been touched
We are his children, the pastafarians
Past-hallelujah! Forget Darwin, let him cleanup your mind
Feel the joy of knowing the [bad word] 
Feel the power of his balls

His only enemy [bad word] sense
You will never find it here
We ‘re useless and we need a guide
Let him fill our empty brains

Flying spaghetti monster
Flying spaghetti monster
Flying spaghetti monster
Flying spaghetti monster