All my neighbors are fast asleep
And I can’t find anything to drink
McKenzies drank all the grain alcohol
So I’m headed down the street to first call
Me and the band where staying up late
Kimmy and Victor got dropped from the plate
But no one was content with the ones they all saw
So I said: “It’s only four short blocks to first call”
It’s not a walk of shame, it’s a walk of pride
People going to work, while we’re getting dark eyed
The [bad word] up, the things are going down
So shut the [bad word] up and I’ll get the next round

6am, we’ll start all over again
No one applying the brakes
We start discussing the shakes
We’re gonna eat the cold egg
We’re gonna see Toby Ted
We’re not gonna let sun
Right out of sight when we’re done

It smells like lychotall, diapers and mold
And everyone around me is over 60 years old
But we’re gonna sugar the next hour or 2
We all got each other and nothing better to do
Irish coffee and Irish car bomb
fat [bad word] jew started singing this song
I take a closer look and the fat guy is me
So I buy him a shot and he buys me back 3

6am, we’ll start all over again
No one applying the brakes
We start discussing the shakes
We’re gonna to eat the cold egg
We’re gonna hang with Dave Gray
We’re not gonna let sun
Right out the side when we’re done

All my neighbors are fast asleep
And I can’t find anything to drink
The Loved Ones drank all of my alcohol
So I’m gonna be the first one at first call
I’m gonna be the first one at first call
I’m gonna be the first one at first call
I’m gonna be the very first one at first call
I’m gonna be the first one at first call