MOVING GUY:
So they say Captain Hammer's [bad word] a [bad word] Political. He's cleaning up the streets.
OTHER MOVING GUY (spoken): About time!

GROUPIE #1: So they say that it's real love.
GROUPIES: So romantic!
GROUPIE #2: He signed this.

PENNY:
So they say we'll have blankets and beds.
We can open by monday, thanks to you.
CAPTAIN HAMMER: Thanks to me.

NEWSMAN and NEWSWOMAN: It's the perfect story.
NEWSMAN: So they say.
NEWSWOMAN: hero leading the way.
NEWSMAN and NEWSWOMAN : Hammer's call to glory.
NEWSWOMAN: Let's all be our best.
NEWSMAN: Next up, who's [bad word] 

GROUPIE #3: So they say he saved her life.
GROUPIE #1: They say she works with the homeless and doesn't eat meat.
GROUPIE #1: We have a-
GROUPIES: -problem with her.
GROUPIE #2: This is his hair.

CAPTAIN HAMMER:
This is so nice.
I just might sleep with the same girl twice.
They say it's better the second time.
They say you get to do the weird stuff.

GROUPIES: We do the weird stuff!

PENNY:
This is perfect for me, so they say.
I guess he's pretty okay
After years of stormy sailing
Have I've finally found the bay?

MOIST (spoken): He's still not picking up

PENNY and DR. HORRIBLE: There's no happy ending, so they say.
DR. HORRIBLE: Not for me anyway
PENNY and DR. HORRIBLE: Should I stop pretending

DR. HORRIBLE: Take the chance to build a brand new day
PENNY: That this is a brand new day.

GROUPIE #2: This is his dry cleaning bill.
GROUPIES: Four sweater vests!