Fushuu tadayou haitoku no yakata
Kyou mo [bad word] saigonobansan
Minoke mo yodatsu ryori no kazukazu
Hitori kui [bad word] onna no egao
Kanojo no namae wa BANICA CONCHITA
Katsute kono yo no bishoku o kiwameta
Sono hate ni kanojo ga motometa no wa
Kyuukyoku ni [bad word] shikou no akujiki

Uyamai tonae yo
Warera ga idai na CONCHITA
Kono sekai no shokumotsu wa
Subete ga anata no tame ni [bad word] 
Kurai tsukuse kono yo no subete
Ibukuro ni wa madamada aki ga [bad word] Aojiroku kagayaku moudoku
MAIN DISH no SPICE ni saiteki
Hone no zui made shaburi tsukuse
Tarinakereba sara ni mo kaburitsuke [bad word] o [bad word] shifuku
Bansan wa madamada owaranai

Kotoshi ni haitte juugo ninme no
Okakae COOK ga kou ittekita
"Sorosoro ohima o moraemasen ka?"
Mattaku tsukaenu yatsura bakari ne

Uyamai tonae yo
Warera ga idai na CONCHITA
Uragirimono ni wa 
Mukui o ukete itadakimashou

Kurai tsukuse kono yo no subete
Kyou no MENU wa tokubetsusei na no
Aojiroku kagayaku mouhatsu
HORS D'OEUVRE no SALAD ni choudo ii
Hone no zui made shaburi tsukuse
Tarinakereba okawari sureba ii
Chotto soko no [bad word] san
Anata wa donna aji ga [bad word] kashira?

Itsu shika yakata wa mo nuke no kara ni
Nanimonai shi daremo mou inai
Soredemo kanojo wa motome tsuzuketa
Kyuukyoku ni [bad word] shikou no akujiki

Kurai tsukuse kono yo no subete
Kanojo wa mizukara no migite o mite [bad word] shizuka ni hohoenda
"Mada [bad word] mono [bad word] ja nai"
CONCHITA no saigo no akujiki
Shokuzai wa sou kanojo jishin
Shoku o kiwameta sono karada no
Aji o [bad word] mono wa sudeni inai