NOFX - One Million Coasters

Coasters and Frisbees
Fish lures for deep seas
Mobiles for infants
They make great Christmas tree ornaments

Bring the whole family
Parking is free
You're going to love
Our selection
Of 8-track tapes
Blank floppy disks
Mobile car phones
Atari 2600 consoles

Guard rail reflectors
Hold up hand projectors
Halloween handouts
We've got a 10,000 foot warehouse
Full of cassette tapes
Persimmon Woods
Inkjet printers
Telephone booths
Sony Walkmans
Kodak 110's
Analog TV's
Betamax's
And 10 million CD's